One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.

What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.