One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

The artist uses the talent he has, wishing he had more talent. The talent uses the artist it has, wishing it had more artist.

In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.

Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you.

I have never considered it my business to disabuse someone of a belief that makes life tolerable for them.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.