One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.

Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

There is a logical explanation for everything, often mistaken for the reason it happened.

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.