One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead In fact maybe there is a lesson there for how we should approach the future...with fourteen parts optimism - anticipating what could go right and the benefits - and one part pessimism - anticipating what could go wrong so we can avoid them.

There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than the underestimate.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher.