Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

Life is a process by which a few desperate longings morph into a thousand meaningless wants.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

Few are humble, for it takes a self-esteem few possess.

It's hard, sometimes, when nothing's stopping you, to know what's stopping you.

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.