Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.

Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?

The painter needs all the talent of the poet, plus hand-eye coordination.