We all have our limitations, but when we listen to our critics, we also have theirs.

Among the things that you, and you alone, are the absolute and final judge of is whether or not you are a success.

I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.

How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.