Among those born into chaos, some will imagine an order and become scientists; a few will recognize the chaos and become abstract artists; most others will turn to faith for understanding; and the rest will become lost souls.

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

What is certainty but the refuge of those whose faith is not strong enough to entertain doubt.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.