It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.

All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.