It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle.

Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate.

Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.