It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle.

God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?

For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise.

There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.