It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.

It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.

One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed.

How often in life we complete a task that was beyond the capability of the person we were when we started it.

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.