One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be.

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.

There was never a wise saying that couldn't be made wiser by adding the words, "and vice-versa.