One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

The problem with putting off things you've always wanted to do is that eventually you run out of always.

As important as it is to keep picking yourself up and brushing yourself off, it's also important to stop tripping over your own two feet.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.