I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.