I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.

Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.

The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.