As any artist can tell you, it is easier to reach perfection than to stop there.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.