Once you become the mommy or daddy in your child's world, it is the only world in which you exist, no matter how much you fancy there is a separate world of your own.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took.

If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury.