The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

Though confined to our destiny, we do get to pick the color scheme.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

Alexandros of Antioch took a block of marble and chiseled away from it everything that was not his masterpiece, the Venus de Milo. If you will chisel away one fault from your character every day, you may discover - a) that you're actually a statue of Margaret Thatcher. b) that you're still just a block of marble. c) that there are pigeon droppings on your shoes. d) that you, too, are a hidden masterpiece.

Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.