Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.
The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.
Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.
Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.