It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.

It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed.

Either way, things are a lot better - either a lot better than they were or a lot better than they're going to be.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

You don't want to get to the end of life's journey and discover you never left the interstate.

Man, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war.