Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

A parent's love is whole, no matter how many times divided.

One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.

Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

I believe that there is an explanation for everything, so, yes, I believe in miracles.