You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.

Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.

Grammar is not a set of arbitrary rules; it is a compact between people who wish to understand each other.

Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.