For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.

Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.

Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place.

Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements?