When I am gone, my love, do not look for me in the places we used to go to together. Look for me in the places we always planned to go to together.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do - just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve.

Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.