The hardest thing to learn in the game of love is when to fold a winning hand.
Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.
Sign over the gates of hell: "Doesn't mean you're a bad person."
Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.
The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have.
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.