Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.

The hardest thing about reality is returning to it after an hour inside your child's mind.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

There are days when you need someone who just wants to be your sunshine and not the air you breathe.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.