Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

The difference between education and know-how is that one you pay for, the other you charge for.

The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.

Try to discover, The road to success, And you'll seek, But never find, But blaze your own path, And the road to success, Will trail right behind.

It helps if you don't see it as traffic but rather as thousands of individuals resolved to press on another day.