To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.

Life is not fair, nor has it ever been, but the morning seems determined to dawn until it is.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.