Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

Charisma is not so much getting people to like you as getting people to like themselves when you're around.

A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.

I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.