Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.
What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.
No one complains of being a prisoner of love who has ever been a prisoner of loneliness.
Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time.
There's nothing like self-improvement to get your friends to like you for who you were.