I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

There was never a wise saying that couldn't be made wiser by adding the words, "and vice-versa.

The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all.

All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.