To accept reality is only to encourage it.

How do you achieve success? Well, for one thing, you don't define it before you achieve it.

If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.

Do not be someone looking for [insert]. Be [insert] looking for someone. Suggestions for [insert]: —love —friendship —understanding —appreciation —tolerance —a helping hand —a leg up —an answer

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If there's anything better than a God-given talent, it's a God-given day job.

I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all.