To accept reality is only to encourage it.

I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

The willingness to share does not make one charitable; it makes one free.

I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.

There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.