I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.

We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

What to do with your one life? The same thing you would do if you had two lives, and this were the second.

I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with.