I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.

It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.