Sometimes to do the right thing, we must keep a promise we never made.

Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.

My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

As you seek new opportunity, keep in mind that the sun does not usually reappear on the horizon where last seen.

All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.