There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

For every person you can trust, there was first a child who was trusted.

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

We are, many of us, a planet orbiting somebody's sun, unconscious of a lonely moon, orbiting our planet.

Better to start up a thousand wrong roads than to spend your life going nowhere because you know the way.

If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up.