One must look hard through history to find when a clear understanding of the truth moved anyone to fire the first shot.

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.

We are known to our friends by a look in our eyes that we never see in a mirror.

I believe in a real, physical world. I figure if the world existed only in my mind, it would pay more attention to me.

History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

It is usually the case that people who know you better than you know yourself think you're a pretty good person.