I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a litany of victimless crimes, compiled to distract attention from the bloody felonies of the righteous.

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Sometimes we don't find the thing that will make us happy because we can't give up the thing that was supposed to.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.