Fate, Chance, God’s Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.

There are many things I do for amusement, but for happiness I like to gather up my memories and go for a walk in the rain.

Never point a finger where you never lent a hand.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.

Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.