Fate, Chance, God’s Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.

To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.

Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."

In every gardener there is a child who believes in The Seed Fairy.

It is one thing to show your child the way, and a harder thing to then stand out of it

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.