Fate, Chance, God’s Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

We find things where we look for them.

There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.

To accept reality is only to encourage it.

After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand?

My quest for cosmic understanding is a book I have picked up and put down many times, always forgetting to insert a bookmark.