Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.

Sometimes, perhaps, we are allowed to get lost that we may find the right person to ask directions of.

Either way, things are a lot better - either a lot better than they were or a lot better than they're going to be.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"