What a unique treasure are the things we have learned to live without, for no thief can take them from us.

What we have earned by the sweat of our brow, we defend with pride. What we have gained by the accident of birth, we guard with prejudice.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.