I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.

It is a rare woman who can overcome her desire to remain pretty and allow herself to become beautiful.

Love thy neighbor, and if it requires that you bend your understanding of the truth, the Truth will understand.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.