Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith.

Either way, things are a lot better - either a lot better than they were or a lot better than they're going to be.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.