Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"

Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.

Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

Life never tires of testing the proposition that life must go on.

Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play.