Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Get involved. You don't want to look back on your life and realize that you successfully managed to stay out of it.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art.

For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle.