Life is not fair, nor has it ever been, but the morning seems determined to dawn until it is.

The shy and the extroverted have this in common — that they both fancy they are the center of attention.

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.

When I am gone, my love, do not look for me in the places we used to go to together. Look for me in the places we always planned to go to together.

In the end you don't so much find yourself as you find someone who knows who you are.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.