There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

There is a logical explanation for everything, often mistaken for the reason it happened.

A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

So often the end of a love affair is death by a thousand cuts, so often its survival is life by a thousand stitches.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.