There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

So often the end of a love affair is death by a thousand cuts, so often its survival is life by a thousand stitches.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it.