All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

What is certainty but the refuge of those whose faith is not strong enough to entertain doubt.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine.

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.