Each day learn something new, and just as important, relearn something old.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

The trick to liking who you are is not to hate too much the person it turned out you weren't.

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.