If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate.

Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.

Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.