If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.

If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'