One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.

There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

There are three dimensions of time, two of which contain happier days.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

Eventually you come to realize that most people aren't looking for a fight but for someone to surrender to.