One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.