Never mind searching for who you are. Search for the person you aspire to be.
The hardest thing about reality is returning to it after an hour inside your child's mind.
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.
It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.