A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.
An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.
There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.
If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury.
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.