When you make a drama, you spend all day beating a guy to death with a hammer, or what have you. Or, you have to take a bite out of somebody's face. On the other hand, with a comedy, you yell at Billy Crystal for an hour, and you go home.

Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand?

Certain writers have it very precise and there's not much room to add something.

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.