If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!

I think that's what we love about the vodka, is that it's consistent. It's consistent in its pureness and that's how I tie it to restaurants.

One regret I have: I didn't get as much of the family history as I could have for the kids.

You'll have time to rest when you're dead.

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?

As an actor who's starting out, you can't say, "Hey, I'm too good for this." You gotta do it, because people see you, your name gets around, and it has a cumulative effect.