In civilized societies, we spend our lifetimes trying to become what is socially acceptable. We're dark and we're light. We all have both sides to us.

Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?

You don't need words to express feelings.

Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

I always say people can call me anything they want as long as they don't call me late for supper.

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.