Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but shes really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, youre going to be just fine.

I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.

I loved it, it's such fun. I like that people are seeing it and then talking about it. Like when I took my son and his friends to see Napoleon Dynamite last year, we spent the next six weeks trying to explain it.

It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in.

At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.

I've always felt that if you're not on your side, why should anyone else be. So I always encourage people to be confident, and sometime even a little falsely so, just so you can give yourself an opportunity.

There's somewhere you're supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you'll make it.