Worrying is like praying for something you don't want to happen.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.

I would say that among my many huge emotional miscalculations was my taking a film career for granted. It is the most awesome privilege to be able to use one's imagination and wit, physicality and musicality, conscious brain and unconscious instinct in the service of a work that has a chance to move and excite and amuse and delight people all over the world, including long after we're dead. What a noble calling! And I felt it was just there for me as a kind of given, some sort of inherited birthright-when in reality it's the most magnificent luxury.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

I think life changes every year. This is just a little more comfortable.