Job one is get out of that cave. A lot of people do get out but don't change.

I'm not used to studios being ecstatic about we did and saying, "Please go do that again."

The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

I know if you talk faster and use more ten-dollar words than everyone around you, you convince half of them that they should shut up because you know what you're talking about.

Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.

I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.

I guess the main thing is, you unconsciously take things for granted, and you think the audience is with you, because you're with yourself.