I would say that among my many huge emotional miscalculations was my taking a film career for granted. It is the most awesome privilege to be able to use one's imagination and wit, physicality and musicality, conscious brain and unconscious instinct in the service of a work that has a chance to move and excite and amuse and delight people all over the world, including long after we're dead. What a noble calling! And I felt it was just there for me as a kind of given, some sort of inherited birthright-when in reality it's the most magnificent luxury.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges.

I don't want to be so confident in myself.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.

I'm a soldier who didn't know how nasty the battle was going to be, and now, I've got a purple heart and I'm back.