You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

I have a really interesting political point of view, and its not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here, but you cant go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal. You cant. I wouldnt wish that experience on anyone else, but it was very, very, very educational for me and has informed my proclivities and politics every since.

There's somewhere you're supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you'll make it.

Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

I guess the issue for me is to keep things dynamic.

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

I think the goal is to make a well written scene seem like it's improvised and/or to come up with things that you find in the room that you couldn't have known until you get into the real situation, just try to improve things as you go along.