You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

I know if you talk faster and use more ten-dollar words than everyone around you, you convince half of them that they should shut up because you know what you're talking about.

I felt like a fighter who was training for a title bout that had not been booked yet.

Worrying is like praying for something you don't want to happen. I have such an overwhelming sense that if you're in the right state of heart, the next right thing appears to you.

I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it's a verb.

I would say that among my many huge emotional miscalculations was my taking a film career for granted. It is the most awesome privilege to be able to use one's imagination and wit, physicality and musicality, conscious brain and unconscious instinct in the service of a work that has a chance to move and excite and amuse and delight people all over the world, including long after we're dead. What a noble calling! And I felt it was just there for me as a kind of given, some sort of inherited birthright-when in reality it's the most magnificent luxury.