My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but shes really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, youre going to be just fine.

I guess the main thing is, you unconsciously take things for granted, and you think the audience is with you, because you're with yourself.

Whenever I watch someone doing something, even if it doesn't turn out so great, I at least admire their intentions and stuff.

I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.

If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.