Pick a dysfunction and it's a family problem.

I am in the continual process of transcending fear-based rituals

I don't like words coming out of a character's mouth that I adore because not only is he a little bit duplicitous but he's kind of practical in the way he thinks, and he thinks in terms of everyone's humanity and how quickly we can go against what we think we meant when we said it or what we believe or blah, blah, blah.

I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.

The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

Nothing's a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.

It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in.